Drinking Wine in Your Onesie Posted on 21 Jan 20:00

The Spazzmeisters Youtube 

"So you're a 20-something
And you're sitting on your couch
No idea who you are
You've got so many doubts
Your quarter life crisis
Looms eerily close
And there's only one solution
That everybody knows

It's drinking wine in your onesie
Just to pass the time
Drinking wine in your onesie
And hoping that you're gonna be fine

So you went and got a bachelors
And thought you were smart
But then you realized it was only the start
So on to a masters
And now here you are
With your 20-something ass
Sitting so very far
From any form of employment
Or what you should be
So pour out that wine
And put on your onesie

Drinking wine in your onesie
Just to pass the time
Drinking wine in your onesie
And hoping that you're gonna be fine

You can't ever stop watching
YouTube's "holy trinity"
Mamrie, Hannah, Grace
Won't you all just marry me?
As you can tell I've got a lot going for me
Well... mainly just this majestic unicorn onesie

At least you've got your love life
Entirely on track
Cause good ol trusty Netflix
Has always got your back
Weekends get real crazy
With al your closest mates
Ben and Jerry and well
No wonder you've got no dates

You're drinking wine in your onesie
Just to pass the time
Drinking wine in your onesie
And hoping that you're gonna be fine

The future might seem scary
But it's almost here
So just be strong
And never fear
You're clearly not alone
We all feel the same
Feeling lost?
There's no need to be ashamed

So we all keep swimming
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming

And we'll drink wine in our onesies
Just to pass the time
Drink wine in our onesies
And know we're gonna be just fine!'




(Ps - If the "Holy Trinity" doesn't make sense to you, you should check out these guys:
https://twitter.com/harto
https://twitter.com/mametown
https://twitter.com/gracehelbig )