Chihuahua Quotes

Chihuahua Quotes

Quotes About Chihuahuas

"I'm going to go with Chihuahua, just because I can't think of anything more frightening than a giant Chihuahua."


"All dogs can become aggressive, but the difference between an aggressive Chihuahua and an aggressive pit bull is that the pit bull can do more damage. “He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.” 


"When I see a woman who is all gaunt and emaciated, I don't think she's beautiful. She reminds me of a Chihuahua that's freezing and shaking."


“Where are the dogs?" I asked.
"At training," he said. "I have a friend who's an expert dog trainer, and he's giving them some stealth lessons. He used to work for a local K-9 unit."
I didn't think it was in the Chihuahua genetic code to ever be stealthy.


“My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body.

I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!"



“Sucking in air, Heather said, “Fluffy—Mrs. Allen’s ferocious dog—chased me all the way down Pine Street trying to tear me to shreds with his razor fangs. I barely got away.”
Scarlet scrunched her face. “Isn’t Fluffy a Chihuahua?”
Still panting, Heather said, “Yes. A demon-possessed, human-eating Chihuahua.” 

"A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse."


I" think you can directly link chihuahuas to Dow Jones."


"What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least Tía Juana knows Spanish." "Your cousin's Chihuahua is named Tía Juana?"